World Record Holder
world record holder The Day I (Almost) Held a World Record Believe it or not, I once held a world record. Well, almost. Despite a life that’s been more pub lunches and Paul Heaton gigs than trophies and titles, there…
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My Sporting Life
THE NEARLY MAN A lifetime of glorious sporting failures I wasn’t born to be an athlete. Short, fat, blind as a bat—three things that don’t exactly scream “sporting prowess.” And yet, I’ve had my moments. Some tragic, some triumphant (ish),…